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Lady Looks Like A Dude

Further apologies to Aerosmith and my apologies up front to you all. I saw it and now you have to see it.

Once more a standard black story: Acclaimed singer bludgeoned to death by daughter in her own New Jersey home, police say

So far, so good. Here are the deets as the kids say…

An acclaimed New Jersey singer was bludgeoned to death by her daughter in her New Jersey home while her other teenage daughter was in the house, police and a family member said.

Police in Willingboro Township found Kim Beacham-Hanson, 57, dead from multiple blunt injuries allegedly delivered by her daughter, 32-year-old Breanna Beacham, prosecutors claim.

Beacham-Hanson wrote and sang the 1992 dance hit “Trouble” for 111 East Records.

Police are still investigating a motive, but her grandmother said Beachman had a long history of mental illness, including schizophrenia, and had threatened family members with violence in the past.

“She wasn’t in her right mind,” Lorainne Beacham, 79, told The York Post.

Ah the ol’ black behavior being chalked up as mental illness shtick. We have seen this before. What we haven’t seen….

Goodness gracious great balls of fire!

Can we get a closer look at her?

Do we want a closer look?

Tough shit, you are getting a closer look….

Good lawd almightee, no wonder she was homicidal with a Magnum P.I. stasche like that.

13 Comments

  1. Big Ruckus D

    The word “ache” is spelled ache. Therefore, it is only logical that the mustache on the pictured perp be pronounced “mistake”. What an absolute abomination.

    Furthermore, get yo’ self a BIC and shave that gross looking sheeeit off. It’s dinner time here, and now I gotta try to eat after seeing that. I wish I could insert the video clip of Bernie Mac saying “nasty bitch” here.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cYZip50yDvY&pp=ygUWQmVybmllIG1hYyBuYXN0eSBiaXRjaA%3D%3D

  2. None Other

    Fuck. Well, here goes….maybe “she” will identify as a OJ Simpson so “she” can get off on the murder charge. But, perhaps, “she” will first identify as a bystander, so “she” won’t be charged in the 1st place. Shit…my apologies…”she’s” already been charged…how dare they assume “she” is a “she”????? Maybe “she” identifies as Hunter Biden and has already been pardoned? Dammit….I assumed “they” assumed “she” was a “she”! I’m sorry, maybe “they” ain’t “they” at all! Maybe “they” don’t exist, and this nigger male is guilty as fuck, and we quit pretending this shit is real.

  3. Bobsuruncle

    I think we should make racially segregated prisons. That would generate some interesting statistics. Having worked in a max prison once upon a time, it would definitely make chow time easier.

  4. Big Country Expat

    What in the Ever-Living Flaming Balls of Zeus’s Great Greasy Gonads is that fucking thing!?!

    If there was EVER a poster for premeditated abortion/sterilization, I’d say we NOW have a poster-child for such a thing.

    Margaret Sanger didn’t go far enough, nor hard enough.

    • Arthur Sido

      I always figured there were a ton of ugly and/or incredibly stupid people in the world and thanks to the internet that is confirmed. I long for the 1980s where we didn’t have to see monstrosities like that thing.

  5. saoirse

    Egads, two in a row! Have mercy on your readers Sido!!
    Those……… whatever the fuck they are…….. will be put behind bars. Question is will it be at the pokey or the zoo.

  6. Big Ruckus D

    You know, if we got these two (from this and the previous post) together, they could spawn a whole new category of circus freak, the nappy lipped sh’nhegro (with the obligatory apostrophe, naturally). Not that such an outcome is at all desirable, of course.

      • Big Ruckus D

        Hell, it already has me ready to swear off the belief in the potential for mankind to do anything truly worthwhile. How can we possibly advance (and it is painfully obvious we have spent the last few decades in regression, so we haven’t even been holding a steady state, much less improving) when we are hamstrung by such superfluous societal debris. Think of the carrying costs for all this shit, and it will drive a man to despair.

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